For the past week I’ve been sitting on the same chair, on the same table. I’ve spent my whole week off school revising for those stupid GCSEs teachers can’t seem to stop talking about. And I bet I’ve learnt nothing. 6-8 hours a day, and nothing. I’ve got at least 3 hours of revision left (chemisty, would you freakin’ believe), so I’ll make this post quick. But screw that, let’s talk about something else.
Like this website. You can edit everything on it. It’s just a blank page that you can type on, but I’ve been looking at it for like the past hour or so. You can edit the ending of it (after the slash) to whatever you like and then talk about that. For example, wordpress.
Guys, you know what I want? I want to answer questions. I’m feeling answery! So if you have any questions you want to ask me, ASK! I want to post answers to them here! Just email here: firstname.lastname@example.org. Or, just fill out the form here.
In other news (I gotta stop using that), my book is nearly published. Yay! Hopefully the cash’ll start rolling in soon, and I’ll be able to get the hell out from my school.
I’m currently scrolling through Google’s list of popular keywords, and I have an idea. Why not try and use them all in a paragraph? Awesome, right?!
Callhim should have a space in between, and I noticed that since I’m a grammar nazi. Eurovision 2012 was interesting to watch, it was funny seeing how Britain failed again. Diablo 3 is something that has been very popular in memes recently, and my cat is meowing at the door right now. I have NO idea what impots.gouv.fr is, but I’m guessing it’s from France. Prometheus was a movie my dad saw last weekend, and said it was absolutely crap. He’s never going to the cinema again. Wow, there’s Fifa 13? I remember when my cousin and I played Fifa 7…And what the hell is Hotmail iniciar sesion? Is that in another language? Eokul sounds weird… it sounds like a search engine. And it’s something I don’t know, Google doesn’t know either. Facebook log in? Really? Who searches that? E okul. That again?
That was fun! Once I finished doing that, I got curious and checked UK’s most searched terms. Facebook, BBC, YouTube, Google, you, eBay, hotmail, weather, mail, news. USA’s next! There’s only a few differences…there’s an addition of craigslist and yahoo. You is second. I’m guessing someone tried to type in YouTube and thought their computer had it saved so they could go there by just pressing enter after tapping in ‘you’. Well, if you want to check out more countries, go here.
I’m just gonna leave something here…why is the most searched for thing that leads to my blog “fighter jets”? Are they that popular? Hmm…
Oh! Have you heard about that Miami face eater? He’s a monster!! Apparantely his girlfriend suspects it was voodoo. Interesting. A few days ago I read some statistic thing (here’s the book, it’s brilliant) in school, and if the Illuminati thing is real, a group that falls under them (The Zionists) created diseases like ADHD so they could market drugs. And all diseases are man made. Everything has their sign on it! Nickelodeon, Lady Gaga, the damn dollars, etc!! I don’t know man, but if the government was telling us everything, then we’d be a whole new world. Trust no one. However, I can’t help but hope there is something weird out there, it makes the whole world more mysterious. God, I’m gonna research the crap out of this.
< cool, but might be wrong. Satan comes first. He should be the top triangle.
I’d better go before I bore you even more. I’ve been posting bad quality posts for days now. Revision has sucked out my creative juices. And to finish, check out this site! God, I love visual info.