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I’d wish for pie

23 Dec

I just have to laugh at people’s answers when someone asks this. At school the teachers used to quiz us with all these stupid questions. Some of them were:

  • What color is zebra without its stripes?
  • Is there more future or past?
  • If you set out to fail but you succeeded, did you fail?

Kids who were too up themselves would answer those questions in the most annoying, bratty, ‘it’s obvious that the answer’s this’ voice, and then they would get it wrong. The custard-brain tots would answer the zebra questions with ‘blue’ or something equally ridiculous, and then act amazed that they got it wrong.

And then the teacher would give the ‘there’s no right or wrong answer’ phrase another spin.

The question that always makes me face-palm (face-desk, face-concrete, face-poop-in-front-of-you, whatever) was: If you were stranded on a desert island, what would be 3 things you would wish for.

Some people say water, other people say food…some boys acting all hard say ‘Megan Fox’. How dumb could they be? The obvious answer is TO BE AT HOME. Or if not that, a FREAKIN’ BOAT OR SHIP.

I’d wish for some pie, a hot actor, and then after that’s all over, to go back home. Sigh.

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2 Comments

Posted by on December 23, 2011 in Daily Life

 

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2 responses to “I’d wish for pie

  1. Montero Kirilenko

    December 24, 2011 at 4:23 am

    intriguing, i think i’d also ask for a SPRITE

     
    • lascarletcat

      December 24, 2011 at 10:29 am

      A sprite would be nice in the scorching desert 😀

       

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